1) List about 20 things that you want to say to people, but never will.
2) Don't say who they are.
3) Never discuss it again.
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1) I wish you'd stop yakking and start paying more attention to reality. Nobody wants to know what you did last weekend.
2) Stop singing. I hate it when you start singing. I hate it because that tune is going to get stuck in my head for a very long time and I'm going to start humming it and look like a dorkus.
3) I'm not cool. I'm not popular. I am not a nice person. Leave me alone.
4) Look, I don't give a damn how cool you think I am. It's flattering that you pay interesting attention to me, but heck, what the hell are you trying to prove?
5) Stop being a suck-up. I hate it when you start kissing my ass.
6) I just want to be friends. I don't want any strings attached. Yes, you like me. Yes, you want to date me. Hell no, I don't like you the way you like me. Hell no, I don't ever want to date you. Deal with it.
7) Who the hell do you think you are? Damn it, I know you're a goody-goody two shoes. I'm not. I like breaking rules, that's me. Deal with it. So what, if I have an attitude problem? At least I don't force it on you the way you push your perkiness on me. F off man.
8) Leave me alone. I just want to be alone. I'm tired of spending my emotions at your whim. I'm tired of adjusting to your moodswings. I just want to be alone and selfish and not care about you. So F off.
9) Who the hell do you think I am? Mary Poppins? Damn it. I'm not cheerful, perky, or even a lil miss sunshine like you. So quit annoying me with that smile and deal with my moodiness. Leave me alone.
10) I don't care what you think of me. I dress the way I want to. So if you think pink is so not my colour, let me ask you, did I ask for your opinion?
11) Okay, so you're telling me about your problem with the others. What do you want me to do about it? I'm not going to start gossiping. That's destructive behaviour, and it's already working its black magic on you.
12) Do you really think you're that thin? Look, I've got this bloody heavy bag on my back, and you're not helping things. Get out of my way.
13) Bad mood today. Leave me alone or I'll be force to murder you. I mean it.
14) I'm trying to pay attention for once. Can you please stop yakking away over there? For your information, fatheads, the rest of the class can actually hear what you're talking about. So shut up and get lost, if you can.
15) I do things at my own convenience, in my own time. Like it or not, I can't do three different things and be at three different places in a minute. You want it bad, you do it. Now F off.
16) Look, I'm so not interested in romantic relationships right now. I love my freedom, I like meeting people and I like guys. A lot. So being in a romantic relationship is going to stifle all that and I wouldn't want that to happen now, would I? So I hope you catch my drift and get lost. Or we can be friends. Take it or leave it. You haven't much choice.
17) I am my own person. Don't force any rules on me when I'm passionately doing something I really enjoy. For crying out loud, it's just a sport. I enjoy it, and I took it up just for pure enjoyment. I have no intention of hearing your farce and listening to all these stupid, damn bullshit. Okay?
18) Stop lying to me. Who do you think I am? I am no shithead, you shithead. Stop bullshitting or I'll never trust you again. You pick.
19) My friendship is easily acquired, you fool. My trust? Forget it. You want it, you gotta hang around for at least a decade and never betray me in any way just so you can gain my trust. And that's only partial.
20) Look, I am not who you think I am. Okay? Yeah, I'm perky and crazy and witty sometimes... on good days. On bad days, you'll wish you never knew me. So why the hell do you think you can actually understand me? I don't even understand myself sometimes. Get lost, baka! Merde you.
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I never knew I had so much of this hostility in me. Wow. That is so ... amazing. I am so angstful, eh? And no, I don't say a lot of bad words in real life. The only bad word (in this context) I have is crud and crap. Those that I wrote in here, they're just from the voices in my head. I can't help it. But I'm gonna fix it though. But there's no way I am going to change my angstful attitude. Dude, that's me all over. So what? By the way, I'm Libra. October 10's my b'day.